Monday, June 29, 2009

Humorous Quotes


In light of my friend Kellen Barrett doing a weekly post called "hip hop quotables," which is also a Ludacris track from his album titled "Chicken and Beer," I felt the desire to post some of my favorite similes, metaphors and all round quotes that I've heard in hip-hop music. My approach is less intellectual and focused more on the entertainment and humorous scale. Here we go:

"Like short sleeves I bare arms."
- Jay-Z - Brooklyn's Finest

"Any emcee that chooses to go against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinsky."
- Eminem - Scary Movie

"Bow down to greatness before I get pissed and (sounds like Piston) run up in the stands like the Indiana Pacers."
- Ludacris - Undisputed

"And if you're sitting on Chrome I'll call up my boys and have you stripped of your metals (Medals) like Marion Jones."
- Ludacris - Undisputed

"I've been getting my share (Cher) like Sonny Bono."
- Lil' Wayne - All About That

"All black Maybach I'm sittin' in an asshole."
- Lil' Wayne - Maybach Music Pt. 2

"I'mma tell you like George Bush told me, fuck ya'll n---a's I'm outta here."
- Kanye West - Go Hard

"N---a's want me dead but they're scared to step to me, rip their guts out like a hysterectomy."
- Ghostface Killah - The Champ

"Fuck that God don't forgive, I don't answer phones, I'll never reveal the Wu-Tang secret. And if you don't believe me I'mma kill your shit."
- Ol' Dirty Bastard - You Don't Wanna Fuck With Me

"British like Tony Blair. The only difference is he's bi-sexual, and I'm bi-coastal."
- Sway - London

"Rappers couldn't see me coming if they were vagina's with spectacles." (think about it...)
- Sway - Theif's Theme Freestyle

* Please note that this is not a top list of an all-time favorite. Just a few quotes that I've heard and laughed out loud or at least chuckled to.

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