"Like short sleeves I bare arms."
- Jay-Z - Brooklyn's Finest
"Any emcee that chooses to go against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinsky."
- Eminem - Scary Movie
"Bow down to greatness before I get pissed and (sounds like Piston) run up in the stands like the Indiana Pacers."
- Ludacris - Undisputed
"And if you're sitting on Chrome I'll call up my boys and have you stripped of your metals (Medals) like Marion Jones."
- Ludacris - Undisputed
"I've been getting my share (Cher) like Sonny Bono."
- Lil' Wayne - All About That
"All black Maybach I'm sittin' in an asshole."
- Lil' Wayne - Maybach Music Pt. 2
"I'mma tell you like George Bush told me, fuck ya'll n---a's I'm outta here."
- Kanye West - Go Hard
"N---a's want me dead but they're scared to step to me, rip their guts out like a hysterectomy."
- Ghostface Killah - The Champ
"Fuck that God don't forgive, I don't answer phones, I'll never reveal the Wu-Tang secret. And if you don't believe me I'mma kill your shit."
- Ol' Dirty Bastard - You Don't Wanna Fuck With Me
"British like Tony Blair. The only difference is he's bi-sexual, and I'm bi-coastal."
- Sway - London
"Rappers couldn't see me coming if they were vagina's with spectacles." (think about it...)
- Sway - Theif's Theme Freestyle
* Please note that this is not a top list of an all-time favorite. Just a few quotes that I've heard and laughed out loud or at least chuckled to.
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